Good morning sunshine! Are you still riding that Emmys wave? Savoring that small taste of awards season? Of normalcy? Yeah, us too.
But before we get into the jaw-droppers, the winners, the losers, let’s go back to a moment last week that’s still racing through our minds. Picture this: You’re on Facebook, casually tuning in for the Fast Times at Ridgemont High virtual table read. Your expectations are low. Then, you hear this conversation between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt:
“How ya doing?”
“Good honey, how are you doing?”
That 10 second, flirty reunion sent us into overdrive and we’ve been overanalyzing ever since. But here’s the thing: Jen saw you freaking out on the Internet, saw you begging for answers, pleading for a reconciliation and she…took a literal fire extinguisher to any spark igniting in your brain. OK, OK, maybe we’re being a little too dramatic.
But, she did take said literal fire extinguisher and put out a literal fire Jimmy Kimmel had started on stage at the Emmys. Why was there a fire, you ask? Well, because it’s 2020 and you can never over-sanitize.
As for the rest of the show? Surprisingly, there were no little fires everywhere. In fact, it basically went off without a hitch, much to our delight. Here’s what you need to know: